Freakin' (MSW) - intense feeling for. non Mormons can use a variety of words for this one, most commonly the queen mother swearword. For example, "That was freakin' cool!"
Dang it (MSW)- means what you think it does. What should a beaver do to fix the stream? Dam it!
Snots (MSW)- another word for sh**. For example, "Why are you being such a little snot?!"
Pita (MSW) - Pain in the a**. For example, "Why are you being such a pita?
Blast (MSW) - you can insert any expletive here.
Son of a motherless goat (MSW) - son of a (insert naughty word here). Extra points if you can name the movie this is from!!
Jackwagon (MSW) - another term for Jack a**.
Snap (MSW) - another term for sh**. For example, "Oh snap! That hurt!"
Fudge Bucket (MSW) - insert any swearword here. Most often the queen mother swearword is used.
OMG (Texting MSW) - Oh my dog spelled backwards or oh my gosh.
Stinker Bugs (MSW) - see also little snots. A term referring to others that drive you nuts, like children, spouses, neighbors, annoying people, etc... Another term for little sh**.
Jiminie Christmas to Pete! (MSW) - any expletive you can think of.
Damage (MSW) - see also darn it. or some sentence that has something to do with a beaver.
Shut the front door! (MSW) - this is usually an expletive using holy _____. You can fill in the blank with the naughty word of your choosing. My catholic family usually uses holy sh**.
Butt (MSW) - this is actually a swearword at out house. Butt or bum is not to be used. Oscar the grouch finds them very offensive. I don't find them offensive and will say them on occasion. Of course, most non-Mormons use the word a**.
Poop (MSW) - if you can't guess what this word is, I think you may need some help.
Bugger (MSW) - I think this is an actual swearword in other parts of the world. I use this to convey my frustrations instead of American swearwords. Of course, if you live in the other part of the world where it is a swearword, you'll have to find something else.
Rotten Stinkin' (MSW) - stupid or idiot people, places or things.
Oh my squash! (MSW) - oh my gosh or oh my dog spelled backwards.
P.O.'d (MSW) - pi**ed off. peeved.
Scrud (MSW) - I guess you can use another s-word for this one. This is a "Guest" swearword from my friend, Spud, she's from Idaho!
Frak (MSW) - this could be used for any expletive. Probably the queen mother swearword though since it starts with the same letter. There are extra points if anyone knows the TV show this came from!
Gee Whiz (MSW) - a lovely little swearword dating back to the 1950's. The meaning of which I am not sure, but I know some other word, one a little less "nice," could be used.
Crap (MSW) - this is an easy one. I guess you could use the sh** word instead. Whatever.
Dag Nabit (MSW) - another term for gosh darn it.
*sigh* (MSW) - this is a physical swearword. the physical act of sighing. this is the favorite "swearword" of my father.
Mother Hugger (MSW) - this could be the queen mother swearword. I heard it this morning on the radio and it was a little naughty and very sarcastic, so it brightened my day!
Stinks (MSW) - sucks or anything else you can think of.
Fetch (MSW) - no, not fetch, like go get it doggie. This is a common Mormon swearword in Utah. I think it's supposed to be the queen mother swearword for Mormon's.
Hassle (MSW) - my daughter said this is the word she uses when she wants to swear at someone. It sounds naughty if you just hear it said in passing.
Bottom (MSW) - butt, bottom, backside. Some may say a**.
Momma (MSW) - any expletive you can think of. Examples, son of a momma, Oh momma!, etc...
Chicken Nugget (MSW) - this doesn't sound like a swearword at all. You need the read the story on this one!
Rats! (MSW) - you can use the expletive of your choice!
Garbage (MSW) - again, use any expletive you can think of.
Jack Wad (MSW) - see also, Jackwagon. Another term for jack***.
Grinch (MSW) - a bi**h. Or someone who hates the holidays.
Scrooge (MSW) - very similar to Grinch. Use the same expletive!
Heck Yeah! (MSW) - it's another word for h-e double hockey sticks. In this case, it is supposed to be the better phrase for he__ yeah!
Itshay (MSW) - it's pig Latin for a different word.
Crapola (MSW) - see also, crap.
Gopple Dampin Fruit Dumpsuits (MSW) - this could be anything you imagine it to be!
Shiz (MSW) - Another term for a sh**.
Blickity, blickity blue (MSW) - this is another one I use when I'm frustrated. Use any naughty word of your choice as a substitute.
Oh my sin! (MSW) - another term for oh h-e-double hockey sticks.
Fiddlesticks (MSW) - this can be any swearword you would like.
Drat! (MSW) - you can use any expletive you want!
